1. The Nirvana Baby
BREAKING: Time progresses at normal rate for child pictured on album that is two decades old. More as we get it. (Also you were all basically just ripping off this tweet.)
2. Welsh Lady Ass Fudge
Historians will look back on 2013 as the year of Welsh Lady Ass Fudge. Wherever you looked, there it was.
3. The worst apostrophe.
You’ve been around a long time, Apostrophe. Put your feet up for bit.
4. Your special aunt.
5. Fuckering lights.
Good job, fuckering lights. You may now flick off.
6. This picture of storm damage.
7. The errorists.
You have done well, Errorists Sign. You can be proud. Please now enjoy your retirement in peace.
8. That bird chilling in the sink.
Weird that so many people thought of the same joke simultaneously.
9. Tom Baker’s favourite memory of Doctor Who.
It’s lovely. But let’s not make it like one of those great songs you grow tired of because it’s overplayed.
10. Pennywise in the drain.
If for no other reason than it’s Photoshopped.
11. The bastard who shat down your chimney.
They must have found him by now, surely?
12. Animals seeking warmth
13. Batman cat.
CatBatman has done his duty. Let him fake his own death and retire to Florence.
14. THE GOOSE.
15. Starbucks Shaming
People with a Raging Sense of Entitlement Whose Names Are Often Actually Quite Hard to Spell Mocking Low-Paid Service Workers dot tumblr dot com.